Jay Foreman - Dinosaurs

Jay Foreman es un cantante y cómico londinense nacido en 1984, que junto a Bec Hill se ha currado un videoclip de animación brutal para su canción "Dinosaurs". Este tema está incluido en su disco "20 Songs", que vende en su página web.

En la canción, Jay relata como Londres se llena de dinosaurios, llegando a acojonar a un periodista de la BBC llamado Christopher Clarke. La letra es la siguiente:

I’m here on Westminster Bridge and there are dinosaurs

What the fuck man, dinosaurs on Westminster bridge!

There’s one on top of Big Ben

There’s another on top of Big Ben

There's several sitting on the South Bank

And there's one paddling in the Thames.

Of all the places I have been and all the scenes that I have seen

I’ve never seen a scene like this occur

Christopher Clarke, BBC News, Westminster.

There’s a T rex standing by the London Eye, and he’s spinning it round really fast

And the diplodocus doesn't seem to know what all the fuss is

while he's skating round Embankment on four double decker buses.

Still here on Westminster Bridge with all the dinosaurs (dinosaurs!)

The police are out, but I don’t think they’ll do any good.

The triceratops has eaten all the nuts

The velociraptor's eaten all the nut-stand guys

There's one outside McDonalds

He's eyeing up the fatties trapped inside.

And if one comes after me, I'll be killed immediately

Could you tell my wife that I love her?

Christopher Clarke, BBC news, Westminster

Christopher Clarke, very afraid

Shitting my pants! Come to my aid!

Here comes one now, I'd better keep still ...

I need to sneeze!