Jonathan Mann - Bill The T. rex

Jonathan Mann es un cantante norteamericano que se planteó hacer una canción al día y subirla a Youtube, con su video y todo. Los internautas pueden votar qué tema les ha gustado más y proponer temas para futuras composiciones. Lleva haciendo esto desde enero de 2009, y en la actualidad ha superado las mil canciones. En septiembre sacó un recopilatorio del proyecto con motivo de su canción número mil. Pues bien, entre todas ellas, he rescatado la canción 690, que habla de un amigo suyo, Bill, que es un tiranosaurio.



Aquí dejo la letra:

Sing a song about what an inconvenience it is for T-Rex dinosaurs to have such small hands while performing everyday tasks.

I had a friend named Bill
he had such tiny little hands
he was violent, he often broke necks
but when it came to the internet
he didn't understand
because Bill was a Tyranasaurus rex

He couldn't reach the keyboard
he couldn't reach the mouse
a brain so small inside of a
a head the size of a house

Yeah Bill the Tyranasaurus rex
has trouble with every day tasks
every thing he touches he wrecks
it's fine motor skills that he lacks

Bill went for a drive
through Hollywood
but he couldn't put his change in the meter
when Bill cam
back to his car
the meter maid was there so he decided to eat her

He can't open the car door
can't open the trunk
his tiny little hands
have got him in a funk

So Bill went out
to seek the truth
about his existence and what it all means
he found a temple
he prayed and prayed
and god came down with a trampoline

He told Bill to jump
he said look around
and Bill got so high
that he never came down

Se pueden ver el resto de canciones aquí o en la página de Jonathan Mann.