Goldentusk - Jurassic Park Theme

Bajo el nombre de Goldentusk se esconde el actor y humorista Andrew Goldenberg, californiano de treinta años que se dedica a parodiar bandas sonoras de películas famosas. En este caso le traemos por aquí debido a que en mayo del año pasado le dio por hacer su particular versión del tema central de la película "Jurassic Park", la archiconocida película de dinosaurios dirigida por Steven Spielberg. La verdad es que el tipo le echa mucho tiempo y muchas ganas, aunque a mi, personalmente, se me hace un poco larga...

Aquí dejo la letra:

This hideaway..

So far away..

Life found a ... way out....

Stay out..

Unless you are

With me then...

Do you know

that this place really is here

what you'll be

standing face to face with here

Here, here we are

On the isle of nublar

You can see as we disembark

This is not your average park

No sir

I’m so proud

What a crowd

No flash photographs allowed

Fasten seatbelts while on the ride

Keep your arms and legs inside

And please don't forget

It's not finished yet

But we won't miss the mark

Sure there might be flaws

But that's all because

It's the first of its kind

You're the first ones in line

For juraaaa…ssic …park!

This park has dinosaurs

They're living breathing dinosaurs

You've never touched a dinosaur

This park's a zoo for dinosaurs

DNA....

On display

You'll want to extend your stay

You should know I've spared no expense

Except maybe common sense

Dinosaurs have been gone 65 million years

and now thanks to me have returned

I don't know why you're all concerned

if it goes wrong well lesson learned

Every young boy's dream

you can hear them scream

joyous screams of delight

and the crowd will roar

for a dinosaur

history gets a rewrite

Though his bite

just might

be worse than his bark

It’s alright

it's jura...

wait and see

sssiic.....

just like me

Paaaaaaark!

you know this will change your life and you won't be the same again

I can see that you're not quite sold yet

I can sense that you're filled with doubt (looks at Ian)

You might fear there's a non-controlled threat

You're afraid that they might.... break out

In...

Our defense

We‘ve a huge electric fence

Just 10,000 volts

When it's on

Please don't touch it when it's on

Safe! Say it's safe!

Of course!

You’ll endorse

Thumbs up!

Jurassic park

What could possibly go wrong?

Humans and dinosaurs

Tell me why we can't all get along

Jurassic park

It's the new old stomping ground

I don't just pay our workers compost

I have gleefully found...

We think it's a girl T-rex

some frogs switch their gender

we constantly check their sex

but that would offend her

who wants to offend her

The staff is on the mainland

they ran out the door fast

this could have been better planned

if we checked the forecast

but it doesn't matter anyway

everything has been secured and it's an average work day

and it's just your average tour

Jurassic Park, what could possibly go wrong (it's not king kong)

Without a dose of lysine

these lizards don't seem very strong

Jurassic Park..has a glitch or two or three....hundred

they weren't problems we could foresee

Even Disneyland opened up and did not go as planned

and did not go as planned

so I know how you feel

I know this is frightening

you're scared

you think we don't know that we're unprepared

Jurassic Park..

what could possibly go wrong?

cuz im pretty sure

we add more insult than injury

Please endorse the park

you must

you must

tell everybody

i know you want to

you know i want you

to go and tell my factors that there is nothing wrong with my life's dream

Sign off on the park please X 4

Sign!

Jurassic park what could possibly go wrong?

But

I can't control

your role

in the....

death toll!!!

you're either with me

with me!!!

or else you are against me

(ROAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!)